My best friends birthday is tomorrow so I made her a cake (;

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Awhh fuckSay it isn’t so

wowfunniestposts:

people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.

funniest blog ever

fake-n-bake:

I’m not sad and i’m not mad, but I’m disappointed in myself, for letting myself care about someone who never cared about me.

Hey I was this concert!

reblog if you’re a porn star but pretend to be a teenager on the internet

unsaveddandunwillingg:

oxox